How did you meet? online

Name: Damien

Height: 5'9"

Age: 30

Occupation: grad student, film

Good quotes from date: "She used too much teeth"

Did you make out? no

Why is he still single? Revealed too much info about previous dates/hook ups

Did he pay for the date? yes

Did he contact you after the date? no

How many dates did you go on? 1

Would you recommend to a friend? no

Comments: I don't need an image painted for me of another online date giving you a BJ. No, really, I'm good thanks.