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So, boys, who wants to meet me for the birthday?! It won't be awkward at all! Just a few of my closest friends at an intimate dinner and you. We'll only size up your boyfriend/husband potential for the first 2 hours. Then we'll be too drunk to care. Oh, what's that? You'd like to pay for all of our dinners? Well, if you insist.
Thanks, OkCupid, for making this the best birthday ever!