100FD Guest Dater: StephanieK's Porn-y Date

100FD Questionnaire

How did you meet? Online

Name: Eric

Height: 5'9 (according to profile....real life 5'6 or 5'7...I on the other hand have 5'9 on my profile and am, in fact, 5'9 real life)

Age: 26

Occupation: Construction Manager

Good quotes from date:

"Wow, you are really tan AND really blonde. You must be a porn star."

(first thing said to me after "Hi I'm Eric". Also, #1 this is from the summer, hence the tan, and #2 I am NOT skinny nor do I have a large chest, so it was really just insulting).

"Come on, every kid's Dad has a porn stash and every kid finds it."

"Every dude has porn."

"Seriously though, have you ever thought about doing porn?"

"Man I am getting a hungry, I may have to order takeout when I get home" 

(It's about 7:00pm at this time and he did invite me out for dinner/drinks, but hey who's paying attention!?)

"Oh wow you are REALLY tall!"

Why is he still single? Besides his quotations above? Perhaps his loud talking or his constant stories about himself and nothing of relevance. He never once asked me about myself.

Did he pay for the date? Hellz yeah---there was no way I was going to get those minutes back of my life, so the least he could do was pay for my three drinks.

Did he contact you after the date? No, thank GAWD.

How many dates did you go on? 1

Would you recommend to a friend? absolutely not.

Comments: I arrived first, so I was sitting at the bar when he arrived. I didn't stand up during the date (to use the bathroom, etc). I could tell he wasn't super tall, but when we stood to leave and he treated me to another unnecessary outburst describing my height, I really wanted to punch him in the face. I instantly wished I had worn 3" heels so I could really tower over him. When we walked to the parking garage, we did the super awkward hug where you stand as far away from each other as possible. I think a family of three could have fit in between us.

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So many problems with this date, so little time or energy to break it down. First, why do guys lie about their height in online profiles? Dudes - If your intent is to actually meet the ladies you email, we WILL find out the truth - so just embrace your shortcomings.

Second, why so many porn references? I mean with the internet and being 26, I would think that this guy could get his fair share of boobies and ass at home, and wouldn't need to bring that to a date.

Third, thank you Stephanie for sharing this date with all of us. I laughed when I first read it and I'm laughing again now. But really - have you thought about doing porn? 


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