Why I Online Date

For Amusement - Obviously. 

Found this in my inbox:

Hi. I found you by keywording Scrabble. Funny how many women who play Scrabble love improv. I have improv'd professionally for many years. I promise you a good time on our second date. Is that too weird. I will work on a good time on the first date too but there always seems to be so much exposition. Hopefully our profiles will create a late point of attack on the first date. I know I will be happy just to play Scrabble. I also want to go to the Cymbiline now playing at Barrow. I can get us 27$ tickets. A walk would do as well. 

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Can someone else comment on this for me? I'm tired.