To All the Boys of the World

Dear Boys of the World,

Just because we make out with you doesn't mean we want to be your girlfriend. Sometimes we just like kissing. Just because we sleep with you doesn't mean we want to be your girlfriend. Sometimes we just like to have sex. 

Please write this on a note card, type it in your phones, or tattoo it on your stomachs. Do whatever it takes to remember this. 

Sincerely, 
All the Mature Women of the World

P.S. Also, just because we're in our 30's doesn't mean we want you to father our babies either.