I rejoined OkCupid about two months ago. My first date was over three weeks ago with date #76. We didn't contact each other after the date because we both weren't feeling it. But maybe he started to feel a little something because yesterday I got a text message from him that said:

"Someone should make an Asian western movie with the lead character named John Wang."

That was it. No 'hi', 'hello', 'do you want to hang out again?'. Just that. What the fuck is that?

This is why I'm single. The end.