There are only 7 days left to audition to be my 100th date (deadline Oct. 15). A few people have asked why they should be my date...

If it isn't already totally OBVIOUS, here are 7 reasons why:

1. I have a face!

2. I am fun!

3. I am funny!

4. 100 is a nice round number

5. We'll pretend we're not jaded and do NY things that regular New Yorkers never do

6. Autumn dates in NYC are MAGICAL

7. I'm looking for the real thing - love