I apologize; it's been a slow month so i thought this little entry might explain why.
A REAL ONLINE DATING CHAT LAST WEEK (my comments are in italics)
him: sup, shawty, you seem pretty alright
do you like kris kross?
*his username was from one of their songs circa early 1990s
are you asking me if i missed the bus?
A young lovable, hugable type of guy And everything is the back with a little slack And inside-out is wiggida wiggida wack. could that be you??
hahah - i could only hope to live my life in such a way. in totes honestz, i think that "waaaaaa" signature sound that is in jump, jump is like the most awesome musical sound
*i check out his profile, and by check it out i mean i go straight to the photos. he looks cute, pics of him hiking, at a barbecue, at a wedding...
me: wait. can i ask you a question?
him: hmmm, ask long as it is framed in the style of something like "how are you so amazing/awesome/hot/etc".
him: deal?
me: how about...what exactly is up with your penis picture?
*the last picture is a close, close up of his penis. i screamed. wouldn't you?
do you find the ladies like that?
lol
me: lol...i need more explanation.
that was an ironic-humor joke
i wish your penis was wearing a mustache and/or trucker hat
hahah
DUH, yes
him: i'm gonna be pauly d from the shore for halloween
pauly d has a prince albert...are you going to be authentic?
lol. well... no (lowers my head in emasculation)
me: its not too late. halloween won't really be official until saturday night. just sayin'
haha
A REAL ONLINE DATING CHAT LAST WEEK (my comments are in italics)
him: sup, shawty, you seem pretty alright
check me out, i'm hot
do you like kris kross?
*his username was from one of their songs circa early 1990s
are you asking me if i missed the bus?
or if i jump?
: jump?
(obvz)
A young lovable, hugable type of guy And everything is the back with a little slack And inside-out is wiggida wiggida wack. could that be you??
hahah - i could only hope to live my life in such a way. in totes honestz, i think that "waaaaaa" signature sound that is in jump, jump is like the most awesome musical sound
*i check out his profile, and by check it out i mean i go straight to the photos. he looks cute, pics of him hiking, at a barbecue, at a wedding...
me: wait. can i ask you a question?
him: hmmm, ask long as it is framed in the style of something like "how are you so amazing/awesome/hot/etc".
him: deal?
me: how about...what exactly is up with your penis picture?
*the last picture is a close, close up of his penis. i screamed. wouldn't you?
do you find the ladies like that?
lol
me: lol...i need more explanation.
that was an ironic-humor joke
like wearing a mustache
or a trucker hat
i wish your penis was wearing a mustache and/or trucker hat
that would be amazing
hahah
him: wanna hear a sweet secret
DUH, yes
him: i'm gonna be pauly d from the shore for halloween
and i'm wearing my outfit right now
i just finished purchasing (most) of it tonight
pauly d has a prince albert...are you going to be authentic?
lol. well... no (lowers my head in emasculation)
me: its not too late. halloween won't really be official until saturday night. just sayin'
haha
i dknow
ive heard scary things about it
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