I'm getting tired of my dates. I want to hear about yours (good or bad).
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You know you want to.
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100FD Questionnaire
How did you meet?
We met though Ok Cupid. I was a bit reluctant to get on this site after mediocre results from others. But, I figured I had nothing to lose.
Name
: Ben
Height
: 5'8" (But is hell bent on believing he is 5'10"-- what ever you say buddy)
Age
: 33
Occupation
: Marketing
Good quotes from date
: There were no good ones. However, there were a number of epic eyerolls and lip-pursings.
Why is he still single?
Just hasn't found the right man. But has found the right cats (See below).
Did he pay for the date?
No, I did since I asked him out to drinks. But I should have sold my kidneys in advance of the date as the bill was outrageous.
Did he contact you after the date?
Immediately afterward to make sure I got home safely. Very gentlemanly of him.
How many dates did you go on?
So far we've been on three. From face-value, he seems like a sweet guy.
Would you recommend to a friend?
If you're a cat lover, yes. He owns two and consider them "his kids." Not 100% sure it will work out between us due to his kids and my cat allergy. But, am 100% sure he loves his kids/cats--as per his photo of the floor to ceiling cat scratch tower that was erected for them.
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I learned a lot from this date like gay guys also lie about their height, are also looking for the right man, and holy jesus! you date quickly. Already on the 3rd date and you just met last week? That is a trick that needs to be taught to the straights. Please conduct a workshop on this. You can't top a cute post date text so I like this guy already.
However his kids MIGHT
stand in the way of your future because, my dear gay husband, I know how you feel about cats given the last time I stayed over I watched you douse the strays in your backyard with vinegar. Just sayin'.