1. Now that it's cold outside I don't need to shave my legs
2. I can sleep diagonal in my bed
3. I don't have to compromise, ever
4. I don't have to pretend to like my boyfriend's annoying/weirdo family members
5. I never have to watch sports on TV
6. I now attend 90% fewer weddings than when I was in a couple
7. I never have to have to ask "How was your day?" and pretend I care about the answer
8. I can go on vacation whenever and wherever I please, and I can always have the aisle seat
9. I can spend more time at the gym and I can see my abs again
10. My vibrator never asks for a blow job