Nugget O' the Day: Dating is Like Chinese Food

I just saw your personal and would like a chance to get to know you. Well let me tell you a little about me. I am not into games and hookups and all that empty stuff - its like Chinese food, fills you, but an hour later your empty again - I'm looking for something real. Looking to give the world to the right lady.

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I'm not into games and hookups either, but hot damn I love me some spicy Chinese food. Maybe you're not eating enough of it if you still feel empty? I too am looking for something real...wait - you own the world? Are you rich or something? You're very generous to give it away but I don't really need it, thanks. I live in my own world and I like it there.