Yes. I Would Like a Man to Take Me Around the World

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Him:

Hey there, you sparked my interest so I wanted to reach out. It might be the familiar look in your eye (it's telling me you could really handle an adventure), though I bet you could also spend a whole day soaking up the sun, relaxing to the sound of seagulls and crashing waves...

But that's a lot to assume from a profile and a quick look at your pictures... so I'd be curious to know a little more about you and your taste for travel and fun. So tell me... if someone offered you a free trip anywhere in the world, where would you head?  

(Me - no response)

Him:

Hey, look, I've noticed that the particularly sharp women online wait for a guy to notice them. Then they wait for the guy to remember them and email them a second time. 

I'm one of those guys. This is your second email.  

Me:

 This sounds like threat. "This is your second email." I'm sure you say that to all the ladies.

What I need to know it this: Are you offering a free trip to anywhere in the world? If so, I choose Iceland, then Ireland, then Rwanda, then India, then Australia, then New Zealand. I think a round-the-world ticket would cover that. Thanks!

(Him - no response)