Him:

I must take you out so I can kiss that amazing smile. Im drawn to it, I can't escape. I know I must earn this right, and I'm being too forward, but would you rather me lie ? Wouldn't that just be a terrible way to start off our romance?

By the way, check out our answers, they are almost identical...except the one I lied about, but you can figure out which one that is.

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Dear Guy who wants to kiss my teeth,

Actually, yes I would prefer that you lied because let's be real here: there isn't going to be any romance. Not now, not ever. Yes, you are being too forward and also too creepy in an "i'm-going-to-take-you-out-on-a-first-date-that-you'll-never-return-from" kind of creepy.

I'm going to go ahead and skip checking our answers to the OkCupid questions and instead go ahead and block you forever.

Kind regards,